May 2013
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me: one time my friend...
friend: who is this person i don't know them
me: okay i met them online that's not the point
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danmagines:
accurate representation of my life
thevoicestoldmetoprocrastinate asked: Hey beautiful :) Hope you're having a good day!
goldencrustedpolarbears:
Day 364
I still don’t know what the fuck comedy week is.
OK, I Know I've Said This Already, But Happy 40th...
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Happy birthday Noel
Oh my god. Last year I cried when it was his birthday. That’s wont happen today
corgay:
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
when referring to people as 'my babies'
Other People: boyfriends, crushes, their actual babies.
Me: celebrities, fictional characters, OTPs, my followers.
amazingdanisnotsocoollike:
‘YOU ONLY LIKE MUSE BC DAN LIKES MUSE!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!’
‘YOU ONLY LIKE MALTESERS BC DAN LIKES MALTESERS!!!1!!!!’
‘YOU ONLY GET AWKWARD IN FRONT OF PEOPLE BC DAN SAID HE WAS AWKWARD!!!!11!!!!!!!!’
CAN YOU FUCKING NOT
THANK
Anonymous asked: Hopefully not too late, but good night lovely you! :) I hope you have an absolutely fantastic week <3
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